I am always being asked about the plethora of different boat cruises on the Seine, starting with “Is a boat trip on the Seine a good thing to do if we only have a couple of days in Paris”? “Are they a tourist trap”? “Should we spend the money on dining or just take a guided tour”?
My reflex answer is “yes, definitely, no matter how short your trip, make space for a boat trip”. You have a completely different perspective of Paris from the river; the buildings are stunning and even more beautiful when lit in the evenings. The round trip can be relatively quick and you get to rest your, often very, weary, feet.
So many of the most important buildings were either built on the river or have unhindered views from it ; the Eiffel Tower, Invalides, the Musée d’Orsay, the Louvre and everything on the 2 islands – Notre Dame, the Conciergerie and Saint Chapelle, never mind that every single other building seems to have its own individual style and story to tell so that you could travel the Seine for months and still see something else you hadn’t seen before.
Yes, it is also a tourist trap but that doesn’t mean to say you are ripped off – there is enough competition to keep prices down and service efficient. In fact, if you can, take the trip twice, once during the day in the sunshine and again in the evening at dusk.
As there are so many different types of boat trip here are my thoughts :
For starters, there is the BatoBus, the watery equivalent of the Hop-on Hop-off bus. There are 1 or 2 day tickets for these boats that come every 20 minutes to any of the 9 stops. This is a great option if you think you are going to sightsee along the river and want to take in as much as possible. It’s also quite a great option for children who may get tired easily because there is so much to distract them.
Then there are the cruises :
Vedettes du Pont Neuf offer a basic cruise 12 times a day (rather than every 30 minutes pre-Covid) from the Pont Neuf with commentary in French and English from a real guide. Bring a picnic!
Vedettes de Paris has a one way ticket and roundabout tickets 9 times a day, more on the weekend, with audioguides or guides and the starting point is right in front of the Eiffel Tower.
The famous Bateaux Mouches and Bateaux Parisiens are much larger cruise boats so cheaper for their guided (taped) tours. However you could opt for food with the lunch, brunch or dinner menus. Bateaux Parisien boats are smaller and the Bateaux Mouches have a dress code for dinner. Dinner is prepared fresh that day and you are accompanied by a small band on both so you can dance between the tables if you like.
I have not taken the lunch or brunch trips but have only heard good reviews from guests. I have taken the dinner trips on several occasions and the food is very good however with pricing for dinner starting at €99 per person you can also ask me to give you a couple of dinner options before taking a night cruise.
However, my total favourite is Le Calife, a wooden converted barge.
You have to be careful not to miss the view when chatting or eating the delicious food at lunch or dinner time (in fact le Calife is listed in the Top 20 restaurants in Paris on Trip Advisor). There is no guided commentary and no live music, it’s just an excellent meal eaten whilst floating by a gorgeous view at 2 price points €97 per head or €145.
Do tell me which one you preferred.
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